Befret and Daveson went on a camping trip, they set up their tent, and then
fell asleep. Some hours later, Befret wakes his faithful friend. "Daveson,
look up at the sky and tell me what you see." Daveson replies, "I see
millions of stars."
"What does that tell you?" Daveson ponders for a minute. "Astronomically
speaking, it tells me that there are millions of galaxies and potentially
billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo.
Time wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and
insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day
tomorrow. What does it tell you?"
Befret is silent for a moment, then speaks. "Daveson, you idiot, someone
has stolen our tent."
Have a wonderful weekend!
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